May 2013
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but hilarious then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
gwenstefuckme:
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
oomshi:
I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
gamsee:
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
sunrise-surf:
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
